Word of BOTB

Word from Capt G-Rahim:

" Congratulation to winner & anybody that think they are winner too (perasaanlahtu..). Thanks for other participants which make the environment more alive & amusing especially some dudes from Golf Punk ( nanti lawan DRM ah..). Sorry for late results publication due to stringent audit by DRM auditors. One more announcement, due to disqualification of MC recently, therefore I would like to congratulate Yusra ( only 2 week hardcore golfer) to replace MC for 2008 DRM Media Agent. That's all."

Wahhh!!! Prizesssss...mudahan jua dapat...

JUARA!!!!!

Naib Juara !!!

No.3...Eh macam salah hadiah??

No.4 ...Coach Rafali..Geragas jua ambil hadiahtu

Captain G-Rahim..BerKaroeke..Bakal Juara AF6..hee

Fairway Artist" Ku rasa ku top 10 bah"

-

King Croc & 2 musketeer....

Bahapa tempat gelap2tu ah...lain saja activity dorang ani..

Mana tia hadiahku..liat sideway..nampak kalitu.

BOTB Day 2

Woke up before "subuh" in two days in a row made Media Corp energy depleted (Sampai keluar bintang). Early that morning, media corp house trip for whatever reason (kana gigt tikus kali cablenya) which resulted in Media Corp being late for reporting & "belum mandi pagi". The BOTB players decided to disqualify Media Corp and hire He-Man as a new reporter. So please visit :

He-Man site (Power Of Birdie)

or

www.randomclicker.blogspot.com


Results & photo are also available. Detailed results will be available once Captain G-Rahim provide the spreadsheet. At the end, top 5 players are:

1) FAiz
2) Kamal
3) Pg Joffren
4) Rafali
5) xGoldB

CONGRATULATIONS!!! In view of MC disqualification, so no interview are allowed to the top 5 although most of them eager to be interviewed especially King Croc (kesian...nanti lagi interview ah)

BOTB Day 1

Media Corp DRM has to wake up 5.05 am, eager & ready to report 1st Day BOTB. Media Corp manage to access RBA golf club & with the courtesy of Pg Joker, he provide buggy as shown below (laju usulnya tapi mcm keta control) in order to snatch accurate report from 4 BOTB flight.




Unfortunately, MC unavailable to provide report during the game since the buggy provided was too fast & end up in Melilas. But however, not to disappointed BOTB fan, MC manage to contact "agent 10" on the ranking (More or less lah tapi yang penting flight luruslah..jangan marah yaa..hee):

1) Faiz
2) Kamal
3) Shamsul
4) Pg Joffren

5) G-Ayub
6) Rafali
7) Pg Shamhary
8) Fairwway Artist

9) Sani
10) Spidey
11) Bull croc
12) x-GoldB

13) Renny
14) King Croc
15) Boboy
16) Asmadi

So goodluck for tomorrow (BOTB day 2)

Agency News

Subsequent to disappointment from previous InTerView to reveal the BOTB golfer secret & strategy, Media Corp DRM willing to hire secret golf agent so-called " agent 10". Agent 10 renowned to be resourceful & reliable agent. With the scooter, SLR camera, trend-setter & high tech gear, agent 10 can be exist "anywhere" in this world & snatch information/photos in the speed of light. So far nobody know "agent 10" identity but rumours mention agent 10 look like this (still blurr identity):




Without time wasted, let's hear the dialogue between Agent 10 (A10) & Media Corp DRM (MC) in classified driving range in panaga today;

MC: So cemana, ada news on BOTB playerkah?

A10: Ada eh, tapi bayar $10 dulu...mana tahan free info saja.

MC: Agent 10 tah banar, chargenya pun $10, laterlah, info dulu..heee

A10: Ku dengar, Pg Joffren berlatih saturday in RBA & sunday in Jerudong last weekend kira simulate for BOTB lah.

MC: Eh bahaya tu eh, atu real simulationtu, banar2 ia mau menangtu.

A10: King Croc practise weekdays anilah & G-Ayub pun ku dengar cuti sehari & practise jua.

MC: Ish..ish..ish, sanggup cuti!! baru ia semangat..bagus2..lagi2 apa lagi..

A10: Spidey di RBA dapat 7 PAR & 2 Birdie.

MC: Wah!! tapi I think pakai paint killer spidey tu ah.

A10: Kalilah, Fairway Artist berlatih di Miri weekdays anilah pakai visualize method.

MC: U mean, he visualize Miri course to become Jerudong coursekah?? wah kuatnya imagination.

A10: Like thatlah, Renny so far play futsal only but he still dangerous.

MC: True, may be he practise swing during futsal lah.

A10: Kamal & Rafali currently practise in Panaga as if dorang dua saja in Final, tu nah dorang in hole 8...

MC: Salah course dorang berlatihtu, bah, if dorang melintas, kitani interview doranglah..kamal said 3 down!!!

A10: I heard Captain G-Rahim practice in KK.

MC: Eh jauh jua ia berlatih, as camp follower pun ia banar2kah....jangan2 ia naik gunung kk untuk ambil fitness...hee

A10: Tapi aku rasa, psycho hailmey & long lost captain ahmad may win the camp follower

MC: Same2, I saw Hailmey iron look flawless & capt Ahmad drivernya perfecto jua

A10: Atu sajalah info, bah bayar??

MC: Aku bayar $2 sajalah, maklumlah Hari Raya Haji discountlah.

A10: Bah manasajalah, cukuptu untuk bayar minyak scooterku..hehehe


The epic end here, till next time, hope to get more information from fruitfull "AGENT 10".

Sayo Naraa.

The InTerVieW

Virtually one week to BOTB, tense & stress arouse among the DRmmers golfer. Hardwork, physical fitness, mental vision & visualization can be elements to "WIN". Whatever the technique, nobody know who will win this year not until SUNDAY, 16th Dec.



Media Corp DRM were given opportunity to interview the 16 golfer. Let's see what their strategy " " & comment from Media corp DRM [ ]:

1) Faiz: " Actually me supposed to play SEA Gamelah but somehow I got mimpi that suggest me to play DRM lah"
[ If dapat mimpi ekor baik jua..hee]

2) Rafali: " Sorry coach, lama sudah kitani inda main weekend"
[Lain di tanya lain di jawabnya]

3) Pg Sham: " Smile...heeee"
[ Smilenya ani berbisa nie, bull croc lagi di salainya with smilenya atu waktu match play]

4) Kamal: " Boss, kita nie main kompiss ajelah..nak ke"
[ Aduh, di surau main kompiss, mau interview pun kompiss jua]

5) Sani: " Tahun ani cium hadiahku lagi nie, puttku sudahku bagi minyak si nyonyong"
[ Usulnya sapa main sama kedia cium bau harum saja ni]

6) Spidey: " Bah, bila beli scooter?? Aku pakai pain killer sajalah"
[I think Spidey berlatih pakai scooter kali ah]

7) Shamsul Wizard: "Bah, jadi ko beli RYDER, 15 ribu sajatu"
[Yang ani ceta pasal Rydertah pula]

8) Pg Joff/Shulin: " Bah jangan banyak makan chocolate nanti rosak gigi"
[Chocolate remind him extra stroke during match play game]

9) Serial Dude: " Need to play National futsal dude after BOTB on sunday"
[ Baik jua inda skydiving but I think wrong channel or priority kali]

10) Asmadi: " Mudahan jua inda kana panggil treasure hunt on sunday, if not Capt G-him in tu ah"
[ Syorkan banyak2lah berdoa]

11) G-Ayub: " Jai endo ado masaolah, seruma sebelum sambut pun on"
[ Aiyoo cakap jerman, translate: "aku inda ada masaalah, main sebelum pagi pun on"..eh..eh.. semangat jua]

12) BoBoy: " Arah pipe jus nya ada cracklah"
[ Macam ceta pasal lexus pula usulnya]

13) King Croc: "My croc technique is the weapon"
[ Peningku eh %@#$$$$**]

14) Bull Croc: "Refer to king croc technique"
[ Sama perguruan kali dorang dua ani]

15) Fairway Artist: " Visualize every detail including driving buggy"
[ Hope inda visualize gentlemen room ajelah...hee]

16) xGoldB: " Mau pegi ke Kebun, ambil photo2lah"
[ Yang ku liat gambar "Kerbau" di gambarnya bukannya "Kebun", confuse kali ia ani..]

On overall, media corp DRM felt disappointed due to most golfer didn't reveal their secret, untransparent & "OUT OF TOPIC" too e.g. scooter, futsal, kompiss, chocolate & extra2. In near future, interview need to be taken seriously. So far interview with Captain G-Rahim precisely transparent & emotional (World class example):

"Apa interview2, ce mani saja, biartah kamu main sendiri2 hari enam atu, aku main hari minggu sajalah, faham2lah. Tahun Depan kitani pakai software handicap, dari US ku beli, mana tahan buaya di sana sini, dari mana dorang datang indaku tau. Bah atu saja."

The end. GOOD LUCK BOTB.

Media corp DRM.

BOTB Qualifying Horses

Kapten G-Rahim Update Version Special Speech:

Dear fellow DRMers,

First and Foremost CONGRATULATIONS!!! to the following DRM golfers for their success (over coming great peer pressures - becoming betting horses, likewise picture below, which was organized by some and also flight pairing pressures!!!!) in filling in the last 4 slots to the Battle of the Bridges (BOTB).




They deserving players are:

King Pin (May be known as KingCroc)
Saiful (Bull croc)
Rahim (Fairway Artist..Lucky OCB)
xGoldb (Inda hampit hadiah)

For everyone's information the 16 BOTB qualifiers are:


Current PLAYERS
1 FAIZ DAMIT
2 MOHD RAFALI A RASIT
3 PG SHAMHARY MUSTAPHA
4 KAMAL BAHROM
5 MD SANI
6 Spidey
7 SHAMSULHADI ISMAIL
8 PG. JOFFREN
9 Dude Renny
10 ASMADI PUTEH
11 HJ AYUB
12 AHMAD OMAR
13 King Croc
14 Bull Croc
15 Fairway artist
16 xGoldb

Congratulations once again to ALL. FYI, the BOTB will be held on 15 & 16 December (consecutively) in RBA & RBGCC. The qualifiers MUST be able to play in BOTH tournaments (If cannot, I'm in..hee). Please indicate your availability in both events. Also, as per our tradition last year, a special Golf Tee-SHirt will be made for BOTH the Finalist and Invitational (Camp Followers). PLS PLS GIVE ME YOUR TEE SHIRT SIZES. I NEED YOUR SIZE URGENTLY!!!!!! The price for each is B$26.

In order to have a FAIR competition, among top 16 BOTB qualifiers, there will be some 'notable' DRM handicap revision. The decision on this revision is FINAL especially to avoid crocodile issue.

As in the previous year, Camp Followers will be playing on the Final Day i.e. at RBGCC on 16 December. There will be prizes for winners of Camp Followers also.

DRM Nov Monthly Medal 2007

Special Sponsored: Venuezealan Mafiaso, Hilarion & Moises with condition "No crocodile allowed in the Tournament"




But then;

Winner: Mahri (Sleeping croc, pop-up once in blue moon)
Runner-up: Saiful Bulan (Bull croc..I think)
First runner-up: Amy (Silent croc)

In summary the top three observed to be dominated by "crocsss...."

Pressure to qualify for BOTB: Between Captain GRahim & GAyub (won with smile!!!)

Psycho Game: Khai vs Asmadi, Hailmey (On his ownlah)

Tables below the Monthly Medal Result & Prize money respectively,
"Happy viewing":